ExtenZe Infomercial ft. Ron Jeremy and Chantz Fortune

In this 2002 infomercial for ExtenZe male enhancement pills, porn star Chantz Fortune (Chance Fortune) gives a ringing endorsement. In fact, this may be the least convincing attempt at a product endorsement ever. Ron Jeremy and Kim Chambers can also be seen here.

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{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

biller05 January 10, 2010 at 8:59 pm

A-ny-one. No really. Anyone.

Really.

No really, anyone.

roothands January 10, 2010 at 9:49 pm

This one was so great I actually taped it off of television

MsTeleological January 10, 2010 at 10:01 pm

so, anyone can take it? i mean, like, anyone?

MrKlorox January 10, 2010 at 10:22 pm

ROFL!!!! “Thank you, I need it!”

AAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!

facelesshorseman January 10, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Who is the co-hostess on the left?
She started on these as a droopy breasted little, Sweet Polly Purebread, looking thing, and went through about 5 morphs until she was a leather skinned, vinyl-breasted fear factory with a strychnine grin. They would often edit together old and new footage to jarring effect. One second Droopy would be in close-up, giving an overview, then Leather Lungs would be on the couch! She was eventually cropped using close-ups of the “guests” then disappeared completely.

RCMGD January 11, 2010 at 12:00 am

Ah buy a bag of Salomi ! Maybe some Kielbasi ! Strap it on and go to work ! She’ll never know the difference ! Works for me everytime ..

highwater03 January 11, 2010 at 12:08 am

ahahahahahahahahaha, you own!

CJFortune94 January 11, 2010 at 12:28 am

Fuck my name is chance fortune.

xCOMPETITIONx January 11, 2010 at 12:28 am

Worked for me. quit bitching!

niteholler January 11, 2010 at 1:27 am

Those Chicks know they would love me to bang them Doggystyle with my 4.75 inch hard dick!!!!

zorob1 January 11, 2010 at 1:40 am

That is hillarious, this started off my day with a good laugh, Besides it only increased my girth to the size of a coke can,

THANK YOU!

SuckMyMuffler January 11, 2010 at 2:27 am

LOL cheesy ass commercial.

think i saw this at 2 AM once when i couldn’t sleep

seattle0002 January 11, 2010 at 2:37 am

Perhaps the most annoying commercials and product in the world. A fucking BULLSHIT product, which makes false claims, but IDIOTS are lining up to buy it! The fucker who runs this company should be shot. He’s a fucking con artist, playing on the insecurities of men. Guys… NOTHING will make you larger you FUCKING MORONS. Stop making these assholes rich selling snake oil!!! Fuck this company, fuck their product, and fuck all the saps who buy their BULLSHIT.

d2eux January 11, 2010 at 3:23 am

BWAAHAHAHAHAH!! FUnniest commentive heard all week!

yomamadontdanz January 11, 2010 at 4:15 am

I Want some pills that make Vagina’s smaller.

tfinder January 11, 2010 at 4:17 am

Anyone can take cyanide too but it doesn’t mean it’s a good idea, or it will give the results desired. :p

Ashtwan January 11, 2010 at 5:09 am

The thing they don’t tell you about ExtenZe is, it never stops working. After 5 months you will have a 72 foot long, 30 foot wide frankendick which can breathe fire, ejaculate acid, consume planets, and impregnate women half way around the globe just by thinking it.

Ashtwan January 11, 2010 at 5:51 am

Dude! The rack on that girl could crush a man! I hope she has a warning label tattooed on her tits somewhere.

sincitydude31 January 11, 2010 at 6:22 am

Even though she was never one of the hottest porn stars you would ever see, for some reason I always found Chantz Fortune to be sexy as hell.

intentx January 11, 2010 at 7:21 am

ahahaha, ok, i know what this is, some washed up porn stars got together and repackaged some diatairy supliments, and pulled a filthy ass bum off the street and put him in a lab coat in exchange for malt liquar, then took a still shot of the stein medical center, and he just called himself stein, and they mail you your vitimin/water pills for the cost of a postage stamp

skiracer1496 January 11, 2010 at 7:49 am

I lol’d

bendutta2008 January 11, 2010 at 8:00 am

this is bullshit because Ive heard RJ say himself that enhancements dont work.

tacoma2317 January 11, 2010 at 8:39 am

The playboy channel on satilite radio says that all these so called “male enhancement” products are a bunch of bullshit. None of it works don’t waste your money.

rays130226 January 11, 2010 at 9:32 am

holy cow that chick is nasty looking and her implants are disgusting. YUK!!

noel0083 January 11, 2010 at 10:25 am

got to my videos to see extenze the manga!…i mean expandz the manga!

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